Shido Fuyuki

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NOTE: If you are playing a demi-human character with animal attributes, I'm going to assume that Shido's powers do not work on them, unless you wanna contact me and talk about the possibilities involved.

[There's a fumbling sound as Shido attempts to get his journal into a workable position, and some muttered, under-breath swearing. There's also the sound of a fire crackling merrily in the background]

Goddamnit, how do you work this thing...?

[There's a resolute sounding click as he evidently decides it's recording properly]

Can anyone hear this? We need a medic and some extra hands up on deck. There's a fire burning on the stage and an unconcious kid up here.

[More to himself]

And who the hell are the Gung-Ho Guns?

Unity for the Badlands, huh? Not as stupid as it sounds. There's safety in numbers, but it'll only work if they can fight the right person to back.

Without the right leader, everything just falls apart.

I know everything I need to about sex and I don't feel any need to prove it. I'm not doing that stupid questionnaire.

Figures. Nothing humans do surprises me anymore.

[[OOC: Despite the implication, Shido isn't exactly a demi-human and doesn't consider himself one. His distinction is between humans and animals; there's no subcatagory, really, but feel free to misunderstand him.]]

Hey Emishi, wanna help me with a little job?

The Captain's given permission to invest in a few more animals for a new act we can use to bring in more money. Now I can train them, but I'm no performer, so is there anyone who wants to volunteer for the job?

You guys aren't serious about this whole 'celebrating' Long Night, are you? With the decorating and the singing and what have you.

[OOC: As per his conversation with Hachibei, Long Night has entirely different connotations for Shido. He's not convinced about this whole 'holiday' experience.]

[This post is meant to be filtered to Tohru, but because of Shido's fail!technology powerz it's accessible to all the cooks and a good portion of the ship]

I'm sorry for the...you know. On the ladder.

[Clears his throat and tries in vain to sound less awkward and more gruff]

Anyway, if you need help restocking the kitchen while we're here, I can help with the shopping. I've seen how much food this ship goes through. You shouldn't have to carry that all by yourself.

Well I don't care much for 'treasure' but a 'hunt' sound kind of fun. Count me in. I worked as a Retriever in a couple of towns when I needed the money, so if you need to get back something lost, I've had plenty of experience.

[Filtered to Harry // Hackable]

Hey Magician, I got your money. I left it in one of the storage rooms. Ask Mister and he'll show you where.

[/Filter]

( [Private // Slightly more difficult to hack] )

[OOC: Wanna know how much dropped change an entire city can produce? A LOT. Shido managed to fill a whole sack full of coin, but since he's currency-retarded he has no idea how much is in it. Enough to fund the bake-sale scheme, most likely.]

Well I'm glad that's over with. Now could you people please come and get your cats? I'm not going to take care of them for you all the time.

What the hell is happening back there? Damnit, damnit-!

[Snarls to himself, then a loud, piercing whistle can be heard, both over the network and by anyone in the vicinity of the Winding Way and the 4423]

Don't stop for your pets. They're all getting off the ship right now.

[OOC: Every animal on both ships is currently fleeing for safety. Shido will make sure they get back to their owners when the crisis is over.]

[Low drone of the microphone nearly covers the voices that are clearly not speaking directly to it]

Is this thing really working? [A second voice says something that can barely be heard in the background, but the tone is reassuring. An audible sigh can be heard.] Fine.

[Clears throat]

Attention people of the Winding Way. Stay out of the Lion's way and it'll stay out of yours.

[There's a long pause. The second voice speaks again, still barely audible, but this time sounding rather insistant. Shido sighs again.]

No, this isn't a figure of speech. There is a lion sunbaking on the top deck. It's perfectly harmless as long as you don't do anything stupid which one of you probably will but don't say I didn't warn you. Just keep away from it and it won't have to bite off your arm.

Also, the Captain tells me you've been having problems with cats and mice or whatever. Consider it solved. I'll make sure they don't go where they're not supposed to.

...Are we done now?

[Second voice mutters something in the background and after a few seconds the microphone clicks off.]


[OOC: Some poor soul got to teach Shido how to use the journal. As he considers technology beneath him, he will completely FAIL at filters and hacking related things unless someone's helping him, and will use voice posts more often than not because it takes him ages to type anything.

Also, he is a lying liar. The Lion is perfectly friendly, and is currently being romped on by various kittens of the Way. Shido's the one who doesn't like company.]

( He dances with wolves...and sometimes kittens. )